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Today's Dark Wit
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Welcome, Citizen
Send a Grime.
Voice-enabled emotional expressions that say exactly what you mean — shareable anywhere.
Featured Today
Professional Eye Roll
"This could have been an email."
Grimnetic Nation — tap any citizen to meet them
Each citizen unlocks at a different tier — tap to see their full profile
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Grime Builder
Create expressions
Video, emotion, gesture and your words — one shareable Grime.
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AI Humor Studio
Generate real wit
AI-powered jokes, roasts and comebacks generated live.
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Roast Arena
Battle and win
Competitive humor with live scoring and leaderboards.
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Marketplace
Buy and sell packs
Creator-built Grime packs available for every citizen.
Grime Builder
Make a Grime
Combine video, emotion, gesture and words into a shareable expression.
Live Preview
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Custom Grime
Your words will appear here.
Emotion · Gesture
Production video cutting and voice rendering connects through Cloudflare R2 — coming in Phase 2.
AI Humor Studio™
Generate real wit on demand
Powered by Claude AI. Every output is original, sharp, and ready to share as a Grime.
Each generation uses real AI. Results are original every time.
Generated Output
Your generated humor will appear here.
Hit Generate to create something original.
Recent generations
Your generation history will appear here as you create.
Competition
Roast Arena™
Vote for the best. Battle with wit. Your score persists across sessions.
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Caption Clash
Sharpest caption wins
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Roast Battle
Clever, not cruel
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Meme War
Best meme wins the season
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Creator Marketplace™
Buy and sell Grime packs
Creator-built packs from citizens across Grimnetic Nation. Submit your own pack for review.
Submit your pack for sale
Creator tier and above. Your pack will be reviewed and listed within 48 hours.
Grimnetic Nation™
Your Citizen Identity
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Citizen ID
GN-000001
Founding Citizen
Seasonal Exclusives™
Legend-only limited editions
Released quarterly. Retired permanently after 30 days. Once they are gone, they are gone.
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Legend Exclusive
Seasonal drops unlock at Legend tier
Upgrade to Legend and gain access to every seasonal character variant as it drops — plus early access to new citizens before anyone else.
Subscriptions
Choose your citizenship tier
Cancel any time. No hidden fees. Every tier unlocks new citizens of Grimnetic Nation.
Free Forever
Citizen
$0
🎩 Mort only
5 Grimes per pack. 1 pack. Basic feed and daily dark wit.
Current Plan
Most Popular
Citizen Plus
$4.99/mo
🎩 Mort · 🎮 Zuko · 🎀 Pixie · ⚡ Glitch
40 Grimes per pack. 3 packs. Gen Alpha citizens unlocked.
For Creators
Creator
$9.99/mo
+ 🎭 Vera · ⚡ Rex · 🖤 Sable · 💻 Dex · ☕ Craig
Unlimited packs. Marketplace publishing. AI Studio full access.
Legend
Legend
$19.99/mo
+ 👑 Harriet · 🦊 Renard — Exclusives
All 11 citizens. Seasonal limited editions. Early access. Nation priority.
No subscription? No problem.
Character Packs — $4.99 one-time
Purchase any individual citizen permanently. Own Harriet forever for a single payment. No recurring charges.
