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Today's Dark Wit
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Welcome, Citizen
Send a Grime.
Not a sticker. Not an emoji. A voice-enabled emotional expression that says exactly what you mean — shareable anywhere.
Today's Featured Grime
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Professional Eye Roll
"This could have been an email."
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Grime Builder
Create & share expressions
Video, emotion, gesture, and your words — combined into one shareable Grime.
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Roast Arena™
Battle. Vote. Rank. Win.
Seasonal humor tournaments where the sharpest minds rise to the top.
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Grimnetic Nation™
Citizen ID and humor scores
Your Citizen ID, Humor Score, Creativity Score, and Influence Score track your rise.
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Premium Tiers
Citizen Plus · Creator · Legend
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Grime Builder
Make a Grime
Combine video, emotion, gesture, and words into a shareable expression.
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Custom Grime
Your words will appear here.
Emotion · Gesture
This MVP saves Grime cards locally. Production video cutting and voice rendering will connect through Cloudflare R2 and a dedicated media service.
Competition
Roast Arena™
Vote for the best. Battle with wit. Climb the leaderboard.
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Caption Clash
Sharpest caption wins
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Roast Battle
Clever, not cruel
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Meme War
Best meme wins the season
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Grimnetic Nation™
Your Citizen Identity
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Citizen ID
GN-000001
Founding Citizen
Subscriptions
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Free Forever
Citizen
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Basic feed, limited Grimes, limited AI generations.
Current Plan
Most Popular
Citizen Plus
$4.99/mo
More Grimes, packs, favorites, and premium templates.
For Creators
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$9.99/mo
Full creator toolkit, marketplace access, and advanced Grime packs.
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Everything in Creator plus early access, Legend badge, and Nation leaderboard priority.
